DONT BE TOO ROMANTIC

ITS NOT ADULT AT ALL

                                             

                                               ITS NOT ADULT AT ALL

IS YOUR WIFE LIKE THIS

My wife did make sacrafices, but now she's on me like ticks on a hound, wanting makeup, shoes, dresses, purse to match, new curtains in the house and I loudly said "HELLO" I'm the only one that wotrks in this house remember and then she went into the bedroom crying and and when I sat next to her in the bed I got suckered in a again for sex and she got the credit card. End of story.

IS SHE LIKE THIS

My wife did make sacrafices, but now she's on me like ticks on a hound, wanting makeup, shoes, dresses, purse to match, new curtains in the house and I loudly said "HELLO" I'm the only one that wotrks in this house remember and then she went into the bedroom crying and and when I sat next to her in the bed I got suckered in a again for sex and she got the credit card. End of story.

Quantum of SolaceTrailer JAMES BOND

Quantum of Solace JAMES BOND trailer

BABY

HIGH SPEED

NOT EVERYONE IS A BITCH

AISI APNI WIFE HO
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho....
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho..
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho...
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho", Aiseapni Wife ho...
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife hoto kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho, aisi apni wife ho....

Funny Pictures

KLIK THE SMOKIN PIC 2 NJOI MORE N MORE

 Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't

talk for a year and a half.

Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting

people, and kill them.

Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut

Up.'

Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be

there when it happens.

Ø Always and never are two words you should

always remember never to use.

Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been

over served.

Ø The road to success is always under

construction.

Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of

divorce.

Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of

your time.

Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in

the wrong lane.

Ø Born free; Taxed to death.

Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some

people just don't have film.

Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up

to.

Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is

the paperwork.

Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,

the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.

Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an

idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was

the genius.

Ø The trouble with being punc tual is that

there's no one there to appreciate it.

Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why

are there phone bills?

Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars

in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell

him a park bench has just been painted, he has to

touch it to be sure.

Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!

Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the

sudden stop at the end.

Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your

horn louder.

Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's

Law of Burnt Fingers)

Ø Someday is not a day of the week 

BRAIN KILLER

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST 

Count every " F" in the following text: 

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE 

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI 

FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH 

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... 

HOW MANY ? 

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. 

READ IT AGAIN ! 

Really, go back and try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. 

The reasoning behind is further down. 

? 

? 

? 

The brain cannot process "OF". 

?

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who sees all six the first time is a genious! 

? ? ? ? ? ? ?

? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Three is normal, four is quite rare. 

Send this to your friends. 

It will drive them crazy, and keep them occupied for several minutes

It's Christmas time and Paddy and Maddy decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Maddy brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it.

"Well, Paddy, What do you think?"

"Sorry, Maddy, this tree won't do. Let's try another one".

They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it.

"How about this one, Paddy?"

"Not quite, Maddy. Let's keep looking".

This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Maddy are cold, tired, and hungry.

"Well, Paddy, what do we do now?"

"Maddy, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not..."

Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,

1. Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET
   

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING. 

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things...
While Women STUCK to shopping.

If you had fun then please keep visiting.

Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women

Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING. 

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things...
While Women STUCK to shopping.

WHAT A LOVE

Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes you feels good?" 

Dad: "Just like digging in your nose, it's feels good, don’t it!" 

Son: "Well why is it that guys don't usually feel as good as gals?" 

Dad: "Just like when you dig in your nose, it's your nose that feels good, not your finger!" 

Son: "Then why do gals feel bad when they are raped?" 

Dad: "Would you like it if a stranger comes along and sticks his finger in your nose?" 

Son: "When girls are having their menstruation, why don't they usually want to have sex?" 

Dad: "If your nose is bleeding, would you still want your finger in your nose?" 

Son: "Dad, one last question ... why don't guys like to wear condoms when they make love?" 

Dad: "Ever try picking your nose wearing a glove?" 

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT


2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output


3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses


4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions


5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems


6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping


7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds


8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines


9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly


10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors


11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings


12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible


13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort


14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers


15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go


16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster


17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.


18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India


19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.


20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.


21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana